"God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to know the difference"

kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

(via bastille)

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2 days ago

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual, via fake-mermaid)

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2 days ago

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via trust)

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1 week ago

vegeta-bles:

vegeta-bles:

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

image

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: thighhighsenpai, via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago
me:instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
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